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Put it back in your pants now. This isn’t as good as the title makes it out to be. Resident music crackpot Britney Spears is “apparently” starring in these picutres in some friends backyard topless holding nothing but flowers over her hard ridden boobs.

I am not sure I could get that excited if she wasn’t holding the flowers to be honest. Every since she shaved her head, went crazy, went into rehab - she has been replaced by my old poster of 80’s teen sensation Tiffany on my beloved “Babes I Want to Bang” memorial wall.

Shame, we could have been good together Britney. All your friends liked me too.

What the fuck was Britney Spears thinking leaving the house in this hooker or stipper outfit. I mean if we were talking about the Britney Spears from 5-6 years ago, I would be so hard right now.

But this is 2007, and she has popped out two kids, shaved her head bald and gone into rehab. She is a shadow of the girl that featured in so many wet dreams of teenagers all over the world.

It’s a shame really….

I know what you are thinking. Not another fucking Britney Spears upskirt where she flashes her hairy cooch. This one unfortunately is not as exciting or as interesting. The final picture shows just a little hint of pantie as she steps into her car. Apologies, but I hope to get more interesting upskirt pictures in the future to make up for this one.

Some new Britney Spears upskirt pictures for you guys today. They are somewhat average and don’t even come close to the old “commando” ones that circulated months and months ago. Nice to see she is wearing underwear today.

But an upskirt and an upskirt as they say.

Fresh off the presses are these pictures of Britney Spears strutting out about town in a see-through blouse, no bra and a really freaky stain of some sort on the front. Looks like someone missed the plate when they were shooting out the ketchup.

Nice nipples though makes up for the creepiness of the stain.

Here are some Britney Spears thong pictures that I came across. If only these were taken years back before she popped out a few kids and married and then divorced that wigga Kevin Kederline.

Anyway, here are some Britney Spears Thong Pictures…