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Yes you know you were secretly having office pools on how long it would take to see a Paris Hilton upskirt, nipple slip or just all out beaver ball. Well she hasn’t dissapointed. While surfing (badly!) she skimpy little bizarre bikini sort of kind of slipped off.

She really needs to get a boobjob in my opinion. Comment if you agree!

Paris Hilton is finally free from prison and whats the first thing she does?. No it’s not help sick orphans or whatever shit she preached she would do when she got out. She instead did what she does best.

Nothing!

And what better way to do nothing than strip down and strut around in a tight bikini.

On saying all this, I would still happily fuck her in the ass if I had the chance. Hey I’m a male and I am human. So sue me.

Even after having the supposedly impossible happen, Paris Hilton still managed to give the crowd of papparazi cameras a pre-jail upskirt. This move could come in handy behind bars when the heat is on and the lesbian lust starts to build.

Ahhhh, dreams dreams. Just the though of hearing a press report saying that Paris Hilton was sexually assulted in prison with a shiv that resembled a dildo makes me a happy camper.

Hell has indeed frozen over or someone found a judge who would not be persuaded by the Hilton fortune. Paris Hilton has been sent to jail for 45 days for driving on a suspended license and violating her probation.

I wonder if her jail time will be like this:

Another day, another picture of Paris Hilton doing the upskirt shuffle. Yawn! I think it is time for Paris, Lindsay Lohan and the rest of the skanks to start putting it away.

So Paris Hilton went out and about again as she always does. Only this time a photographer got some upskirt shots of her ass and panties. Although I have no idea what sort of panties she thinks they are.

Anyone?

If you had ben reading the blogs and gossip magazines lately, you would have read about Paris Hilton getting busted for driving down Sunset Boulevard in LA without headlights on. To top it all off Paris was driving with a suspended licence.

You just know Paris Hilton will get away with it, but in any case, here is a picture of her on the phone clearing showing some nipple slip action. The photo is from a UK publication.

Has Paris Hilton had a boobjob?. These pictures show Paris Hilton with what looks like some bigger titties. You be the judge….

Well according to Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis anyway.

He went on the Howard Stern show this week and of course boasted about his sexual antics. Both Tara Reid and Paris Hilton were mentioned.

He was quoted as saying that Paris Hilton was amazing in bed and apparently better than anyone. Funny, I always thought she would be a fucking dead body when it came to getting your freak on.

He also mentioned that Tara Reid pretty much just lays there. Again I was wrong and thought she would be a wild fuck.

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Ahhh more crap from the team at parisexposed.com. In these pictures you get to see Nicole Richie’s fat ass before she lost all the weight as well as yet another Paris Hilton upskirt.

I have also posted a 20 minute video of Paris Hilton in Ibiza for all your enjoyment….