Yeah me neither….  She apparently stars on the MTV show called The Hills. I have heard of the show but haven’t really done any scientific research into why the fuck this dribble is on the TV.

Heidi Montag is one of the main stars, and don’t these shots feel so fucking forced it is not funny. And I am sure princess could spring for a spray tan or some time in the tanning bed?. She looks like a banshee, only not one of the cool wailing ones.

The douchebag in the last pic is a guy by the name of Spencer. This rich kid with no ambition is just along for the ride and means nothing to me. There I said it, fuck him.