Even after having the supposedly impossible happen, Paris Hilton still managed to give the crowd of papparazi cameras a pre-jail upskirt. This move could come in handy behind bars when the heat is on and the lesbian lust starts to build.

Ahhhh, dreams dreams. Just the though of hearing a press report saying that Paris Hilton was sexually assulted in prison with a shiv that resembled a dildo makes me a happy camper.

   

 

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